T. Fox Sighting

Last fall he was performing regularly at Trader Vic's at Planet Hollywood (isn't that where the Harmon Theatre is? - perhaps STBE should just be there in the future to save on Deduecing.). Not sure if he's still there now. Here's a picture I found of Mr. Fox slowly backing away from some hammered chick he does not want to mess with.

"Get back, woman!"

Rumor has it, he now performs with Mama Fox - his actual mother! That can't be true, but I want so badly to believe.

Little Legends Replacement at Harmon Theatre

It's $39.95 for a 3-course Pan-Asian Buffet served by drag queens. How a buffet is 3-course or served is beyond me. I trust Ginger to get that down to $15 per person. Either that, or we'll skip having some fake Asian, (100%) fake titties in our real faces and go to something similarly trashy, but cheaper. I am convinced that the Harmon Theatre is the worst theater in the world.

Here's the link: http://www.luckychengsrestaurant.com/lucky_chengs_vegas_show2.html

WARNING: May not exist anymore. Then again, that's true of anything in Vegas.

Klassy Ride Downtown

Hey STBErs,

Are you flying into McCarran and wondering, "what's the ghettoest way I can get to Biiiiiinion's?" Well wonder no more, just hop on the CAT 109A. $2 and 45 minutes later, and you're in the world of hurt that is the Fremont Experience. It's the mode of transportation God intended you to use to get to STBE.

Don't believe me? Well you shouldn't. I'm a notorious liar. Here's your proof:

http://www.rtcsouthernnevada.com/transit/route/109/109(6-28-09).pdf

stbe.org updated

I found a few more happy hours and updates some of the ones that were already listed to the drinkies page, and added a couple of links to the linkies page.

Sadly, in the research I've been doing over the weekend, I have yet to find a midget revue. Don't worry, the search hasn't ended!

See you soon!

Oh, and check the post below to see when people are arriving. I have yet to get Mike's information, but when I do, I'll post it.

STBE is filling up fast!

The Shooters have just confirmed that they will take part in the revelry this year! Sadly, with their confirmation, comes this year's first flake. Would-be first-time reveler Amy told me she'd be missing out on the festivities in order to partake in some hot roller derby action. Now she'll never know if Binh is real or not.

The beds in our reserved rooms are now at full capacity. Spots on the floor will be available, and I have been told that if more people confirm, the Shoots will likely book their own room, which would open up two bed spots. There's still time to confirm, you know where to find me!

possible bonus nights!

I recently won a facebook contest where I got 2 free nights in a DELUXE (!!!) room at Caesar's Palace and 2 tickets to Jerry Seinfeld. Because I didn't think I would win, I didn't bother to notice that he's only playing at Caesar's next weekend, and I just can't go. I called the promotions lady, and she's trying to set it up so I get two nights at Caesar's right before STBE.

So if anyone wants to come early, let me know. I'll be going even if it's just me so I can lay around in a luxury suite pretending to be rich...all while spending practically no money so I can be properly rested for STBE.

You know where to find me if you want in. I should know by Monday for sure.

Theme Night Schedule

Friday: "Patriotic"
Saturday: Magicians (we'd like everyone to wear a sparkly glove or some other nod to MJ since it would have been his birthday)
Sunday: Former Fatties

I'm listing the schedule because some people mentioned they couldn't make all three nights.