Little Legends Still Around?

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/events/ongoing/1027/

I don't see how they pack this much trash into one theater....



Also, this is apparently going on at the same time:

Magic's A Drag, starring Cashetta. Not sure if Pan-Asian Cuisine or midgets are provided.

So people need to update their damned websites. Maybe I should just check the Harmon Theatre's website. Hmm, seems it's the $44 drag magic show. Anyone care to wager how many disappearing/reappearing penis jokes there'll be in this mess? I ain't paying $88 plus convenience fees for two no matter how well served the pan-Asian buffet may be. And, sadly, this isn't a test-run like the Little Legends were. Then again, Vegas is in the pits right now with literally everyone being foreclosed on simultaneously. So maybe they'll bend to the STBE Demand for Satisfaction®, who knows?

T. Fox Sighting

Last fall he was performing regularly at Trader Vic's at Planet Hollywood (isn't that where the Harmon Theatre is? - perhaps STBE should just be there in the future to save on Deduecing.). Not sure if he's still there now. Here's a picture I found of Mr. Fox slowly backing away from some hammered chick he does not want to mess with.

"Get back, woman!"

Rumor has it, he now performs with Mama Fox - his actual mother! That can't be true, but I want so badly to believe.

Little Legends Replacement at Harmon Theatre

It's $39.95 for a 3-course Pan-Asian Buffet served by drag queens. How a buffet is 3-course or served is beyond me. I trust Ginger to get that down to $15 per person. Either that, or we'll skip having some fake Asian, (100%) fake titties in our real faces and go to something similarly trashy, but cheaper. I am convinced that the Harmon Theatre is the worst theater in the world.

Here's the link: http://www.luckychengsrestaurant.com/lucky_chengs_vegas_show2.html

WARNING: May not exist anymore. Then again, that's true of anything in Vegas.