Vegas excitement quote of the day

Just got an email from our resident giant:

...I probably won't be able to sleep the night before we leave since STBE is basically...an adult version of Christmas/Thanksgiving/New Years/St Patty's/Valentine's/Presidents'/Columbus/MLKJr/Easter days rolled into one!!!

You know you're not hardcore

...unless you live hardcore.

If you have doubts about how awesome STBE is, our fellow reveler (and blogger) Jessie is going above and beyond the call of duty to make sure she doesn't miss out this year.

Initially, STBE was going to start on Sunday and go through Wednesday to coincide with our actual birthdays. Due to an outcry by a lot of revelers, it was moved to the current dates to accommodate more guests. Jessie was very upset about the change in dates because her friend is getting married on the Saturday of STBE.

Most people would make Sophie's choice - the wedding or the birthday event of the year. Not Jessie. She is hardcore.

Jessie is flying in on Friday afternoon, out on Saturday, and back in on Sunday morning. She says she's sad that she'll be missing her favorite theme night, but happy that she won't be missing out on the rest of the festivities.

She's now rivaling Gabe for most hardcore STBE reveler.

Jessie - we salute you!!!

Our most serious call to action yet

If you don't go to STBE, you want Mike to die.



Disclaimer: Mike is not dying; we're just ridiculous.