Theme Night Spotlight: White Trash

In order to help you come up with the perfect white trash outfit, here's a handy checklist of things that are white trash:

• Mullets

You got a perty mouth...

• Camaros - there's hillbilly WT and 80's burnout Camaro-driving WT

Sure, this is technically a Trans-Am, but it's made by the same company.

• Patriotism (we actually had a patriotism night a few years ago that was really white trash) - being patriotic doesn't make you white trash, but everyone knows that anything patriotic is white trash. Seriously, go to Walmart if you don't believe me.

• Wifebeaters (the shirt, but I suppose people who beat wives would fall into the WT category)

• Pregnant and drinkin' - a WT woman knows that a baby growin' inside her can't get in the way of her partying!

 

• Bathrobes in public

•  Overalls

 

•  Cheap beer

• People who once drove lowered mini trucks

• This guy

This is not an exhaustive list by any means, hopefully it inspires some great outfits!

Fisrt post of the weekend!!!

Mike and I are chillin' at Jose Cuervo's Tequileria at the Las Vegas airport getting deucefaced!

I had two beers on the plane within 15 minutes, so I was already slightly deucefaced. Mike enjoyed a double margarita at the bar, and I joined him and ordered a big ass Bud Light (naturally).

Maybe we should retrieve our bags from baggage claim...

start counting down!

STBE is on Friday! Revelers begin arriving on Wednesday for pre-STBE R&R&B! How can you stand the excitement???

Beer better than water to beat Vegas heat

Grenada University completed a study that claims that healthy people who do vigorous exercise in high heat are better off drinking both beer and water than water alone. It seems the bubbles help the body process water more quickly and refresh the blood and cells with that important H2O. The bubbles apparently help hydration more than the alcohol inhibits it. Leave it to the Spaniards to justify cerveza on a hot day.

Also, as Stephen Fry points out in the video below, though alcohol and caffine are diuretics, they are in such small doses compared to water in all the forms we enjoy, that they actually hydrate us when we drink them.

So, stay away from high calorie sugary drinks of varied alcoholic content and tap the beverage the fucks you up and keeps you going - BEER!