In order to help you come up with the perfect white trash outfit, here's a handy checklist of things that are white trash:
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| You got a perty mouth... |
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- Camaros - there's hillbilly WT and 80's burnout Camaro-driving WT
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| Sure, this is technically a Trans-Am, but it's made by the same company. |
- Patriotism (we actually had a patriotism night a few years ago that was
really white trash) - being patriotic doesn't make you white trash, but
everyone knows that anything patriotic is white trash. Seriously, go to
Walmart if you don't believe me.
- Wifebeaters (the shirt, but I suppose people who beat wives would fall into the WT category)
- Pregnant and drinkin' - a WT woman knows that a baby growin' inside her can't get in the way of her partying!
- People who once drove lowered mini trucks
This is not an exhaustive list by any means, hopefully it inspires some great outfits!
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