STBE Theme Nights are set!!!

We all knew magicians was running away with the revelers' choice on the poll, but what were Mike and I going to choose?

After much deliberation, Mike decided to go with "patriotic", reasoning the abundance of patriotic items that are sure to hit the clearance bins after next weekend.

I had initially settled on FLDS, but once the RSVPs started coming in, I realized that we wouldn't have the girl/guy ratio needed to be a convincing group of polygamists. Also, who has time to sew those dresses and fashion those bouffant hairdos? I went with an easy theme: Former Fatties, which was actually suggested by first-time STBE reveler Amy! She says, "we can stash more food from the buffet" in our giant pants. Always thinkin', that one. She still thinks Binh is a made up person, by the way.

Binh plans to protest the revelers' choice Magicians theme by dressing as a ghetto prom magician. She blames herself for the crushing defeat ghetto prom suffered. "I didn't vote enough!" Don't feel too bad, Binh, all of the themes were beaten horrendously by Magicians. It was because of the American Idol-style voting - the theme with the most rabid fans wins!

Anyhoo, we haven't decided which nights the themes will be on, but we will be there on what would be Michael Jackson's birthday (August 29), and perhaps we could all wear a sparkly glove with our magician outfits. Quoth evan, "now that you mention it, he WAS kind of a magician, wasn't he?"

There you have it! STBE '09 themes are set!

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