A compromise has been reached in the great theme night debacle of...the last two days.
We will keep the Butt Rock theme night, but Binh and Gabe will also get their wish thanks to detailed, yet vague, backstories. Binh will be the jackpot-winning WT who is a groupie of the Staly'ns (with a y! and an apostrophe!). We met her backstage after a hot giiiiiig. She brought us a keg of Bud Light because NOTHIN' quenches our thirst quite like a Bud! Gabe is a hobo we met behind "the stadium" after a hot giiiiiiiiig. We thought he'd be cool to party with, so we take him everywhere we go and never bothered to buy him new clothes because the hobo look was part of the appeal.
Binh will break into song about how Budweiser is the king of beers. Actually, she'll just be singing the song Journey sang in their famous Budweiser commercial in the 80s. Kim is currently working on a "real men of genius" song about "Mr. Hobo who hangs out with butt rock rockers guy".
Isn't compromise fun?
Trust me, these backstories will come in handy when we're being mobbed by fans.
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